Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Pickles Spooky Vaction

"All right, let’s head in and put our things away." Sofi recommended in an excited tone. The four pickles Sofi Hennery William and Charles had arrived at their resort that they were going to stay in. the four walked in and placed there things in their rooms. Sofi was when put his things in his dresser... but then she heard a breath drift across the back of his neck. He turned around in shock but no one was there, he walked around his room, he whispered "Hello." In a frightened tone. But there was no answer, he walked down stairs with a nerves look on his face, William asked with a concerned tone. "Are you ok?" "Ah I’m fine I was just day dreaming." so they all sat down and had some pickle juice. Then they went off to bed. "Zzzzz huhhh zzzzzz." Hennery was snoring away, but then a horrible screech ran across the floor like nails scrapping down a chalk board. He sat up faster then a cheetah on a hot pursuit. He scoured his blood shot eyes across the room as a drip of sweat dripped of his chin, and then the closet door opened slowly with a terrible screech. He grabbed the sheets and squeezed in fear he braced himself, his muscles were tight and couldn’t move as he glared into the dark unknown of the closet. The air in the room was cold, his heart was beating heavy and his veins were thick under his skin. Hennery loosened his grip on the bed, the room was warm again he slowly leaned back into his pillow... All was silent.

"DING DONG." Sofi ran for the door and handed the man money for the pizza, he grabbed the warm box full of cheesy goodness. They all sat on the couch and chowed down. “I have something to say.” Declared hennery. “What is it?” Charles wondered. “I think this house is haunted.” It fell silent. And then a door slammed up stairs they all turned their heads in shock like a gun blast just went by there heads. William stood up and went to go check it out; he walked up the stairs carefully and silently. BAM the door whipped open and a force knocked him down the stairs. They all stared at the wall going down the stairs they saw a shadow of a person walking down the stairs. Whoosh his shadow slipped away like mist and vanished. Everyone was breath heavy the air was thick with fear then William got up and sat down. “I agree Hennery.”

They scoured the phone book and found the perfect number the pickle ghost busters. They called them and explained there situation and had them arrive in 2 hours. They waited and waited until they heard four pickles knock on the door. They let them in and set up there ghost hunting machinery, the turned it on and then the power shut off they heard noises all around them. Quickly one of them grabbed a ghost gun and sucked up all the paranormal activity. Then the lights switched on everything went back t normal. The ghosts where gone and they could finally enjoy their vacation, they all had a amazing trip and never forgot what happened and how scared they were.    

Thursday, January 13, 2011

my dog

"Hey dude my dogs so much better than your dog because he has a leather jacket badazzled with dimonds and rubys." Exclaimed strat. "Oh yah well my dog has a brazilain cofffe shop, in peru!" Caleb snapped back like a angrey wolf. Strat reishured. "My dog eats nails for breakfest and could beat up your dog anytime! So HA!" Caleb shock his head. "Don't you know my dog is a proffecinal UFC fighter and has never lost a match." "Oh yah that dosent even matter because my dog could easyly out run yours." Strat Blumeshed. "Hmmm, true but that wont help him when my dogs uber strong laser beams can travel at a catrillion miles per. hour." Caleb over embelished. "Yah that might be true but my dog can speak 7 languages and could call for back up." Strat said in a rude tone. "well my dog is the leader of the hells angles." Caleb yelled back. "Uhhhhh well... I can make better muffins than you." Caleb said. "I have never tried making muffins" Strat said "Oh well I got to go see ya." caleb replied. "Ok later."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Naruto round-house kicked sauske in the face.
Over the coffe table, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Twirling, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
While spining, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Furoshisly, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Sauske elbowed naruot in the neck.
Behind naruto, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Puonding, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Athough they wanted wanted kill each other, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Strongly, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Blindness

SHWOO, the snow glided under my board, and shot out the end. carving on my toes, creating a wall of powder, it swept out like a tidal wave underneath me, I went over the arch of packed in snow, going into the air but not enuff to brag. I bared past the tree and plowed into the narrow trial, my heart raced like two cars head to head beaming for the finish line, I leaned back reling on my heels to do the work. My board whipped around the condened conner, thrasing all te delicate powder in my way, the adrenilane pumed through my vanes, my breath became heavey, and my eyes windned. The trail was at an end, leading onto the masive jump, I brassed my self, I clenched my teeth, and stood firm.

Sunddenly I saw white, nothing but crystal clear white, at first I thought snow had covered my goggles but I noticed that I couldent see the rim of the eye covers. Paniking I swearved out of control, I teared up in terrizing fear for what was to come, my board pegged the tree. I spun into the air and hurdled towards the ground, SLAMMM!!! my head colided against the tree with such force that my helmet cracked, I was out cold my body chilled, my eyes were blinded with whiteness, All I think of was how I was going to get out of this, feet were numb and I dident have enough strength to call for help, I felt alone, I felt like I was...... dead.....

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

freakout

     WOOOOOWWWWWW!!! "Goddamit Nathon shut up." BUTTT MOOMMM This freakin noob keeps killing meeeee." Nathon replied back with a angrey tone. "Nathon I swear to god I will through that stupid thing out." Nathon's mother comaded. "UGHHHHHH FINNNE GODDDD." Nathon shouted.

20 mins Later.
Vroom Vroom Erhhhhh. "So this the place that your going to pick up your game, you made sure you brought reciet cause if you dident they won't give it to you." Nathons mother reinshured. "UGHHH yes mom" Nation snapped. as they walked into the store they waited 15 minutes and then went back to the house. In not even a minute Nathon was online playing a team daeth match. WOOOOOWWWWWW!!! "Goddamit Nathon shut up." BUTTT MOOMMM This freakin noob keeps killing meeeee." The angrey anoying agitated  Nathon replied back with a angrey tone. "Nathon I swear to god I will through that stupid thing out." Nathon's mother comaded. "UGHHHHHH FINNNE GODDDD." Nathon shouted. "Thats it im taking that game back, Its not even been five minutes and your freaking out." Nathons Mom orderd in a sturin voice. "NOOOOOOO I PAYED FOR IT you can't do that." Nathon scearmed in his usall temper.

Nathons mom diden't hesitate and grabbed the game and and snapped it in two. "NOOOOO I HATE YOU IM GOING TO RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK I SWEAR TO GOD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Nathon screamed like he's never screamed before, It was like he was beaton and watched his family die. Tears burst out of his eyes and he got up walked out side and slammed the door. His mom roared "WERE ARE YOU GOING!!" He snapped back "AWAY FROM YOU!!"

He walked out side and huffed and puffed for about fve mins and then came back in side and willingly winned, whimpered  and complaned that he needed it and if she dosent give it back hes going to hate her forever. But in the end he finally comed down and rebought his game and everything was great untill next time a noob keeps killing him........

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Bohamas

The beautiful blue Bahamas is one of the most amazing places in the whole world. The wonderful warm water is so awesome that it rivals Megan fox in a bathing suit. The Bahamas has so much awesome wildlife it's pretty much a free zoo. So your Better come to the absolute awesome amazing Bahamas or will find you.....

Monday, November 8, 2010

race cars

       One stormy day a deadly car race was taking place at the suicide arena. The cars zoomed around the track dodgeing spikes that were placed there to make it even more deadly. Suddenly pork chops magilicuty collided against spike and the front tilted for forward at like 600 miles per hour and it flipped into the air. Spinning twirling and flipping over all the other cars, it was slowly but surely making its way towards the ground. BLAMMO it hit the the top of lambchops supreme's car caved in and crushed the driver. blood splashed against the window, porkchops magilicuty's front was blown up. the two to totaled cars swerved and slammed into the wall chicken wings didn't see the spike in front of his and cut the bottom of his car in half it cut his body in half right up to his wind spot and all of intestines fell onto the road and caught on the crashed car ahead of him. it dragged him under and grinded his front against the road his face and pecs were grated off. The car swerved and hit the wall in such a way it flew into the crowd and hit a viewer and crushed his bones to a paste and crushed his brain into a pancake on the cement seat.
        I screamed and me and my brother ran and ran when another car crashed and the wheel went flying. It hit my brother and my new puppy that he was carrying. "noooo please don't die I love you brother."
my puppy was just barley alive desperately trying to get away with blood gushing out of it little body. I had no choice a had to put it out of its misery... I lifted my foot up and hovered m foot against it's head it looked at me and whimpered it tryed to cuddle against my foot. I couldn't it so I picked him up and ran cars were crashing onto the side line.
        I got out but then... My puppy's heart stopped.. I feel his body going cold and he slipped away I burst into tears my puppy... my best friend was gone. BOOM I was hit was I going to die? Was this the end? Has everything I ever had come to an end.. Yes yes it has....