My deadly walk in the woods

One beautiful day i was taking a walk in the woods when a freaking robot panda turtle jumps in front of me. My jaw dropped and my eyes widened, I couldent belive what i was seeing I didn't even know what to think it was so mindboggling. i just stod there for a sec untill he shouted in his robot voice "I am a android sent from jupiter to take over the planet." Sudennly gatling guns came out of his shoulders and blasted deadly laser at me. I quckily sidefliped out of the way and ran used my superspeed to out run the dealy lasers. "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga...." smoked rolled up from th laser canons and it stoped. BAM i punched a hole right through the stupid panda piece of crap and ripped out his electronic heart and crushed it in my hands. I laughed at the lifeless robot "HAHAHAHAHA folish panda robot turtle i can never be deafeted." I baried the turtle panda robot thingy and continued my stroll through the woods.

my fav toy

One After noon i got home from school and went to go play with my bow and arrow. I firmly twisted the door nob and pushed it open. As soon as i got home i knew somthing was wrong. I marched down stairs to see that my bow was snaped in two. "Sawyerrrrr!!!!!!!!" I screamed and she came out and tryed to hise her guilt. I questioned "did you happen to BREAK my bow and arrow?" She turned around and ran, she slamed the door shut and bluttered "you'll never take me alive." I easyliey open the blocked door and handed her a pocket nife a peice of rope and explained how to get the right peice of wood and i said "you can go make another one and i want it in an hour." She passed me with her head down and went outside. But really in the end i had to make it again because she was unable to acomplish that task.

my best friend my cat...

When i got home my parents aproched me and bared the bad news. My best friend and my bloved cat was bruttaly murderd with a shovel by a sycopath. I dropped to my nees and hit the floor with my fist follwed by a blood renching scream. i got up and punched my fist through the wall, my parents tried to calm me down but i pushed away and picked up the T.V. and hucked it through the window. I stormed to the door and grasped the door nob and a hand rested on my shoulder my hand slipped and I collased balling. my father sat next to me and and just held me. I never forgot that day and missed my best friend for a long time....

my french masstif always dose that

funy masstifs

i love french masstiffs

oreo's

      I love oreos, I love eating all the suculent nector that lies between the two crispy chocolate cookies. I love puting the two cookies together and dipping them into the rich milk. I love eating the soft saturated cookies, and I love the deliciuos tast. I love looking at my stack of oreos and asureing that there will be more when o polish of the first one. I love slowy devowering the all mighty oreo.

      I hate it when im not allowed to have any have any of my precious oreos. I hate it when after i stuff my face i have to drink all the milk and wash away the belovid taste. I hate it most when there is no more left and i must wait for the next box to arive.

      But somthing good dose not stay good forever....

nediles suck

A couple years back when i was living in edmonton i was to go camping with my best bud. I was so stolked that I went and grabbed my bike to go over and see when i should come over the next morning. I rode my bike across the back side walk and approched the back gate. I was in in such a hurry i put my foot on my peddle and reached over my handle bares and grassped the gate. I pulled the gate well moving backwards on my bike, and then my foot slipped i scraped my calf angainst my peddle ignoreing the pain I zoomed over to my friends. When i got there i knocked on the door and my friends mom awnsered the door and she gasped. She glared at my leg and utterd oh my goddness i look down and there was blood all down my leg. i looked around my leg to see 4 inches of my calf was missing, I screamed not because of the pain but because of the shock. She phoned my mom and rushed me to the medical clinic with a wet cloth wraped around my leg. when i got there i waited 15 mins untill i got in. When i got in they layed me down and toke out 4 nedials about the size of my middle finger and slid them through my muscle and injected stuff inside my leg. I screamed louder than i have ever screamed before. I was left with 6 stiches two weeks of not being able to walk and i never got to gone camping.