My deadly walk in the woods

One beautiful day i was taking a walk in the woods when a freaking robot panda turtle jumps in front of me. My jaw dropped and my eyes widened, I couldent belive what i was seeing I didn't even know what to think it was so mindboggling. i just stod there for a sec untill he shouted in his robot voice "I am a android sent from jupiter to take over the planet." Sudennly gatling guns came out of his shoulders and blasted deadly laser at me. I quckily sidefliped out of the way and ran used my superspeed to out run the dealy lasers. "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga...." smoked rolled up from th laser canons and it stoped. BAM i punched a hole right through the stupid panda piece of crap and ripped out his electronic heart and crushed it in my hands. I laughed at the lifeless robot "HAHAHAHAHA folish panda robot turtle i can never be deafeted." I baried the turtle panda robot thingy and continued my stroll through the woods.