our fav pig out spot

If my friend Matthew came over from Edmonton and money was no object I would defiantly take him to the keg. I would take him to the keg because back in Edmonton it was both of our favourite restaurant. We both love there steak and there pena colada or there surely temples. Another thing we would get was their shrimp and crab legs, and I love there garlic bread. Plus for desert we would get 2 chesse cakes and mabey some other desserts to. So if Matt came to visit I would take him to the keg.

fear of cats.

Josh was just a normal person, except for one thing.... He was afraid of cats. So every morning he would get up with 2 dogs guarding each door. He had spray bottles on every ledge. And he had a large electric fence around his properties.

So one regular day he got up poured himself a cup of coffee and pushed the curtain aside with the back of his hand and glared outside..... "AHHHHHHHHH CAT."

He sounded the alarm and let his dogs out front they chased the cat towards the fence and cornered it. They snarled their lips wagged their tails and got ready to pounce. "MEEEEOO.........."

There was silence.... And then the dogs came back inside and went back to their chambers. His face twitched his coffee cup slipped from his sweaty palms and he thought to himself.... "How did it get in... i need to double the security and get twice as many dogs... that was to close."

So he made the fence twice as higher the barb weir twice as sharp and he replaced all of his 50 dogs with pit bulls and French mastiffs. Now foreshore no cats could breach his walls.

But what he didn’t know was that the cats were planning something as well they had formed an alliance 100 strong. And at the full moon they will strike.

Feb.17/10 it’s a full moon....
Josh was sitting on his couch watching his television and eating popcorn when the alarm went off he pressed the button the pit bulls waited outside. The feline’s dark eyes came out of the darkness and parched the gate. They paused....... and then and then.....
BOOM they shot under the fence and ran the dogs attacked them but there were to many. They found there way in and searched for josh. The terrifying cats heard something in the closet they opened it and Josh cowered. They approached him... AND THEN THEY!!! started to purr. he looked over and the cats were cuddled around him he quit his cowering and eventually got over the fact that cats were all over him. Josh had over come his fear.

But the cats had distracted him by cuddling and while he was distracted they took his 72inch 3D TV. So Josh had over come his fear but he still hated cats, and had to watch 2D television on his 14inch old TV.

would I play video games everyday?

So if I didn't have school I might play video games but certainly not every day but I would play them occasionally. Well first of all it depends what video games if I don't have enuff money to buy alot of video games that I like. Plus theres alot of other things i like to do like  skateboarding, drawing, biking and hanging out with my friends and when its winter I love to snowboard. Anther reason that I probably play video games often is because I'm not the only one who likes to watch T.V. my family watches alot of T.V. and i always have chores. But if I could get the games I like then I would probably play them alot but not all the time. 
Besides I live in Westbank so if its nice out I would rather be outside.

A FREAKEN CAT EXPOLDED IN A MICROWAVE!!!!

    
December 29th 2008, Camrose Alberta. Four teens broke into a house on Dec.29/08 and robbed the house. Dec.30/08 they came back. But this time they just didn’t steal. Princess a female adult house cat was murdered. The four teens took the cat and stuck it in the microwave and tormented for 10 mines. When the owners got back from their trip they discovered a note saying "nice cat look in the microwave." There cat was dead in the microwave. The four teens were charged with theft and because of no criminal record they only got 100hrs. of community service. They had to give $500.00 to the owner and at home they had a curfew, no violent video games and not allowed a pet for two years.
         I think that the four teens should have at least gone to jail for 9 years or have had what happened to the cat happen to them. I also think that their parents should have sent them to military camp or some other school where they can learn some values. But if i personally could i would give him to the community and let them deal with him because I hate animal cruelty. And I would have probably been part of that community.
         If I was the animal owner in that situation I would have killed them.

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What should be a good age to drive?

        I think that 14 to 16 would be a good age depending on all of the factors of the driver. If a person was going to drive car they would need to be tall enuff so they can reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel. Another thing that should determain wheather a person is stutible to drive would be a personaltly check. If someone is very imature they could not only put there lives at risk they could put other people at risk to. But if they a mature enuff to handle the resonsiblites of using a vehicle then they should get the privlage of driving. And it dosent matter the age it matters the person, becuase a 14 year old could be bigger and smater then a 16 year old.

         But then again it depends on there history as well. If they have a bad reputaion they might not be able to get a licence there parents might not want them to get a licence. Because if anybody nos you your parents do and if you have a bad reputaion with them do you thnk there going to let you drive around a giant metal machiene going 60 miles per hour. Beside that if you cant handle your resonsibteys at home you shouldent be trusted too put other lives in danger. Plus if your drinking at a early age, car + echohal = Death and that would be somthing you wold have to live with the rest of your life.

         So thats why i think that ther is no good age to start it only depends on your personalty and features.

my jealous breakfest

     My nose tingled the second i woke up "OMG..... BACON!!!!!" I jumped out of my bed so fast I ran right into the wall and missed my door. I stumbled for a sec and ran out the door. My feet moved so fast it looked like I had superspeed. I ran into the kitchen and slid and missed the turn but I kept running. I ran to the table and sat down and my Dad was eating bacon. "Sooooo hehe weres the rest... DAD" he replied "Oh you slept in so I ate yours........... "EXCUSE ME." "I ate all the bacon" he exclaimed. My eyes twitched and started to tear up, my face went red and I shouted "WHY DID YOU EAT ALL OF IT, YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE ATE SOME." he told me "Well im sorry but its in my bely now." And he got up ad walked away. I went to look for more bacon in the fridge and there was no packedge. He ate all the bacon, He ate all the friken bacon. I cryed NOOOOOOOO!!!! And closed the fridge, I tought and thoguht and the i finally remembered that thee is bugers in the freezer.

     So I got out a burger, turned on the BBQ and ploped that heavenly hunk of meat on the the grill. The sizzle filled mewith jealous rage because it sounded like bacon on te frying pan. "THAT WE ONLY EAT LKE ONCE A MONTH DAD!!" I comented hopping it would make him feel bad enuff to go get more but instead he resonded. "Ya sucks for you."
Finally the buger was done the delious chesse ussed into my nouth and the kechupy meat fell into my mouth combined with the bun it was like I was high.
"That looks like a buger ahy son." My dad comented on his stroll by the table. "YAH it is wy jealous." I replied with a  snarly tone. "Na i only like bugers with bacon...."
My eye twitched I dropped my buger in vane... "SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO WAKE UP AT 6 AND EAT ALL THE BACON BEFORE YOU DO...."
"Well geuss i'll have to get up at five won't I son." My dad told me in a jokey tone. "HUHH your so anoying" I huffed "Yepp that's my speacilty."
"Whatever"