fear of cats.

Josh was just a normal person, except for one thing.... He was afraid of cats. So every morning he would get up with 2 dogs guarding each door. He had spray bottles on every ledge. And he had a large electric fence around his properties.

So one regular day he got up poured himself a cup of coffee and pushed the curtain aside with the back of his hand and glared outside..... "AHHHHHHHHH CAT."

He sounded the alarm and let his dogs out front they chased the cat towards the fence and cornered it. They snarled their lips wagged their tails and got ready to pounce. "MEEEEOO.........."

There was silence.... And then the dogs came back inside and went back to their chambers. His face twitched his coffee cup slipped from his sweaty palms and he thought to himself.... "How did it get in... i need to double the security and get twice as many dogs... that was to close."

So he made the fence twice as higher the barb weir twice as sharp and he replaced all of his 50 dogs with pit bulls and French mastiffs. Now foreshore no cats could breach his walls.

But what he didn’t know was that the cats were planning something as well they had formed an alliance 100 strong. And at the full moon they will strike.

Feb.17/10 it’s a full moon....
Josh was sitting on his couch watching his television and eating popcorn when the alarm went off he pressed the button the pit bulls waited outside. The feline’s dark eyes came out of the darkness and parched the gate. They paused....... and then and then.....
BOOM they shot under the fence and ran the dogs attacked them but there were to many. They found there way in and searched for josh. The terrifying cats heard something in the closet they opened it and Josh cowered. They approached him... AND THEN THEY!!! started to purr. he looked over and the cats were cuddled around him he quit his cowering and eventually got over the fact that cats were all over him. Josh had over come his fear.

But the cats had distracted him by cuddling and while he was distracted they took his 72inch 3D TV. So Josh had over come his fear but he still hated cats, and had to watch 2D television on his 14inch old TV.