my jealous breakfest

     My nose tingled the second i woke up "OMG..... BACON!!!!!" I jumped out of my bed so fast I ran right into the wall and missed my door. I stumbled for a sec and ran out the door. My feet moved so fast it looked like I had superspeed. I ran into the kitchen and slid and missed the turn but I kept running. I ran to the table and sat down and my Dad was eating bacon. "Sooooo hehe weres the rest... DAD" he replied "Oh you slept in so I ate yours........... "EXCUSE ME." "I ate all the bacon" he exclaimed. My eyes twitched and started to tear up, my face went red and I shouted "WHY DID YOU EAT ALL OF IT, YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE ATE SOME." he told me "Well im sorry but its in my bely now." And he got up ad walked away. I went to look for more bacon in the fridge and there was no packedge. He ate all the bacon, He ate all the friken bacon. I cryed NOOOOOOOO!!!! And closed the fridge, I tought and thoguht and the i finally remembered that thee is bugers in the freezer.

     So I got out a burger, turned on the BBQ and ploped that heavenly hunk of meat on the the grill. The sizzle filled mewith jealous rage because it sounded like bacon on te frying pan. "THAT WE ONLY EAT LKE ONCE A MONTH DAD!!" I comented hopping it would make him feel bad enuff to go get more but instead he resonded. "Ya sucks for you."
Finally the buger was done the delious chesse ussed into my nouth and the kechupy meat fell into my mouth combined with the bun it was like I was high.
"That looks like a buger ahy son." My dad comented on his stroll by the table. "YAH it is wy jealous." I replied with a  snarly tone. "Na i only like bugers with bacon...."
My eye twitched I dropped my buger in vane... "SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO WAKE UP AT 6 AND EAT ALL THE BACON BEFORE YOU DO...."
"Well geuss i'll have to get up at five won't I son." My dad told me in a jokey tone. "HUHH your so anoying" I huffed "Yepp that's my speacilty."
"Whatever"