Naruto round-house kicked sauske in the face.
Over the coffe table, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Twirling, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
While spining, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Furoshisly, naruto round house kicked sauske in the face.
Sauske elbowed naruot in the neck.
Behind naruto, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Puonding, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Athough they wanted wanted kill each other, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.
Strongly, sauske elbowed naruto in the back of the neck.

Blindness

SHWOO, the snow glided under my board, and shot out the end. carving on my toes, creating a wall of powder, it swept out like a tidal wave underneath me, I went over the arch of packed in snow, going into the air but not enuff to brag. I bared past the tree and plowed into the narrow trial, my heart raced like two cars head to head beaming for the finish line, I leaned back reling on my heels to do the work. My board whipped around the condened conner, thrasing all te delicate powder in my way, the adrenilane pumed through my vanes, my breath became heavey, and my eyes windned. The trail was at an end, leading onto the masive jump, I brassed my self, I clenched my teeth, and stood firm.

Sunddenly I saw white, nothing but crystal clear white, at first I thought snow had covered my goggles but I noticed that I couldent see the rim of the eye covers. Paniking I swearved out of control, I teared up in terrizing fear for what was to come, my board pegged the tree. I spun into the air and hurdled towards the ground, SLAMMM!!! my head colided against the tree with such force that my helmet cracked, I was out cold my body chilled, my eyes were blinded with whiteness, All I think of was how I was going to get out of this, feet were numb and I dident have enough strength to call for help, I felt alone, I felt like I was...... dead.....

freakout

     WOOOOOWWWWWW!!! "Goddamit Nathon shut up." BUTTT MOOMMM This freakin noob keeps killing meeeee." Nathon replied back with a angrey tone. "Nathon I swear to god I will through that stupid thing out." Nathon's mother comaded. "UGHHHHHH FINNNE GODDDD." Nathon shouted.

20 mins Later.
Vroom Vroom Erhhhhh. "So this the place that your going to pick up your game, you made sure you brought reciet cause if you dident they won't give it to you." Nathons mother reinshured. "UGHHH yes mom" Nation snapped. as they walked into the store they waited 15 minutes and then went back to the house. In not even a minute Nathon was online playing a team daeth match. WOOOOOWWWWWW!!! "Goddamit Nathon shut up." BUTTT MOOMMM This freakin noob keeps killing meeeee." The angrey anoying agitated  Nathon replied back with a angrey tone. "Nathon I swear to god I will through that stupid thing out." Nathon's mother comaded. "UGHHHHHH FINNNE GODDDD." Nathon shouted. "Thats it im taking that game back, Its not even been five minutes and your freaking out." Nathons Mom orderd in a sturin voice. "NOOOOOOO I PAYED FOR IT you can't do that." Nathon scearmed in his usall temper.

Nathons mom diden't hesitate and grabbed the game and and snapped it in two. "NOOOOO I HATE YOU IM GOING TO RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK I SWEAR TO GOD AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Nathon screamed like he's never screamed before, It was like he was beaton and watched his family die. Tears burst out of his eyes and he got up walked out side and slammed the door. His mom roared "WERE ARE YOU GOING!!" He snapped back "AWAY FROM YOU!!"

He walked out side and huffed and puffed for about fve mins and then came back in side and willingly winned, whimpered  and complaned that he needed it and if she dosent give it back hes going to hate her forever. But in the end he finally comed down and rebought his game and everything was great untill next time a noob keeps killing him........

The Bohamas

The beautiful blue Bahamas is one of the most amazing places in the whole world. The wonderful warm water is so awesome that it rivals Megan fox in a bathing suit. The Bahamas has so much awesome wildlife it's pretty much a free zoo. So your Better come to the absolute awesome amazing Bahamas or will find you.....

race cars

       One stormy day a deadly car race was taking place at the suicide arena. The cars zoomed around the track dodgeing spikes that were placed there to make it even more deadly. Suddenly pork chops magilicuty collided against spike and the front tilted for forward at like 600 miles per hour and it flipped into the air. Spinning twirling and flipping over all the other cars, it was slowly but surely making its way towards the ground. BLAMMO it hit the the top of lambchops supreme's car caved in and crushed the driver. blood splashed against the window, porkchops magilicuty's front was blown up. the two to totaled cars swerved and slammed into the wall chicken wings didn't see the spike in front of his and cut the bottom of his car in half it cut his body in half right up to his wind spot and all of intestines fell onto the road and caught on the crashed car ahead of him. it dragged him under and grinded his front against the road his face and pecs were grated off. The car swerved and hit the wall in such a way it flew into the crowd and hit a viewer and crushed his bones to a paste and crushed his brain into a pancake on the cement seat.
        I screamed and me and my brother ran and ran when another car crashed and the wheel went flying. It hit my brother and my new puppy that he was carrying. "noooo please don't die I love you brother."
my puppy was just barley alive desperately trying to get away with blood gushing out of it little body. I had no choice a had to put it out of its misery... I lifted my foot up and hovered m foot against it's head it looked at me and whimpered it tryed to cuddle against my foot. I couldn't it so I picked him up and ran cars were crashing onto the side line.
        I got out but then... My puppy's heart stopped.. I feel his body going cold and he slipped away I burst into tears my puppy... my best friend was gone. BOOM I was hit was I going to die? Was this the end? Has everything I ever had come to an end.. Yes yes it has....

our fav pig out spot

If my friend Matthew came over from Edmonton and money was no object I would defiantly take him to the keg. I would take him to the keg because back in Edmonton it was both of our favourite restaurant. We both love there steak and there pena colada or there surely temples. Another thing we would get was their shrimp and crab legs, and I love there garlic bread. Plus for desert we would get 2 chesse cakes and mabey some other desserts to. So if Matt came to visit I would take him to the keg.

fear of cats.

Josh was just a normal person, except for one thing.... He was afraid of cats. So every morning he would get up with 2 dogs guarding each door. He had spray bottles on every ledge. And he had a large electric fence around his properties.

So one regular day he got up poured himself a cup of coffee and pushed the curtain aside with the back of his hand and glared outside..... "AHHHHHHHHH CAT."

He sounded the alarm and let his dogs out front they chased the cat towards the fence and cornered it. They snarled their lips wagged their tails and got ready to pounce. "MEEEEOO.........."

There was silence.... And then the dogs came back inside and went back to their chambers. His face twitched his coffee cup slipped from his sweaty palms and he thought to himself.... "How did it get in... i need to double the security and get twice as many dogs... that was to close."

So he made the fence twice as higher the barb weir twice as sharp and he replaced all of his 50 dogs with pit bulls and French mastiffs. Now foreshore no cats could breach his walls.

But what he didn’t know was that the cats were planning something as well they had formed an alliance 100 strong. And at the full moon they will strike.

Feb.17/10 it’s a full moon....
Josh was sitting on his couch watching his television and eating popcorn when the alarm went off he pressed the button the pit bulls waited outside. The feline’s dark eyes came out of the darkness and parched the gate. They paused....... and then and then.....
BOOM they shot under the fence and ran the dogs attacked them but there were to many. They found there way in and searched for josh. The terrifying cats heard something in the closet they opened it and Josh cowered. They approached him... AND THEN THEY!!! started to purr. he looked over and the cats were cuddled around him he quit his cowering and eventually got over the fact that cats were all over him. Josh had over come his fear.

But the cats had distracted him by cuddling and while he was distracted they took his 72inch 3D TV. So Josh had over come his fear but he still hated cats, and had to watch 2D television on his 14inch old TV.

would I play video games everyday?

So if I didn't have school I might play video games but certainly not every day but I would play them occasionally. Well first of all it depends what video games if I don't have enuff money to buy alot of video games that I like. Plus theres alot of other things i like to do like  skateboarding, drawing, biking and hanging out with my friends and when its winter I love to snowboard. Anther reason that I probably play video games often is because I'm not the only one who likes to watch T.V. my family watches alot of T.V. and i always have chores. But if I could get the games I like then I would probably play them alot but not all the time. 
Besides I live in Westbank so if its nice out I would rather be outside.

A FREAKEN CAT EXPOLDED IN A MICROWAVE!!!!

    
December 29th 2008, Camrose Alberta. Four teens broke into a house on Dec.29/08 and robbed the house. Dec.30/08 they came back. But this time they just didn’t steal. Princess a female adult house cat was murdered. The four teens took the cat and stuck it in the microwave and tormented for 10 mines. When the owners got back from their trip they discovered a note saying "nice cat look in the microwave." There cat was dead in the microwave. The four teens were charged with theft and because of no criminal record they only got 100hrs. of community service. They had to give $500.00 to the owner and at home they had a curfew, no violent video games and not allowed a pet for two years.
         I think that the four teens should have at least gone to jail for 9 years or have had what happened to the cat happen to them. I also think that their parents should have sent them to military camp or some other school where they can learn some values. But if i personally could i would give him to the community and let them deal with him because I hate animal cruelty. And I would have probably been part of that community.
         If I was the animal owner in that situation I would have killed them.

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What should be a good age to drive?

        I think that 14 to 16 would be a good age depending on all of the factors of the driver. If a person was going to drive car they would need to be tall enuff so they can reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel. Another thing that should determain wheather a person is stutible to drive would be a personaltly check. If someone is very imature they could not only put there lives at risk they could put other people at risk to. But if they a mature enuff to handle the resonsiblites of using a vehicle then they should get the privlage of driving. And it dosent matter the age it matters the person, becuase a 14 year old could be bigger and smater then a 16 year old.

         But then again it depends on there history as well. If they have a bad reputaion they might not be able to get a licence there parents might not want them to get a licence. Because if anybody nos you your parents do and if you have a bad reputaion with them do you thnk there going to let you drive around a giant metal machiene going 60 miles per hour. Beside that if you cant handle your resonsibteys at home you shouldent be trusted too put other lives in danger. Plus if your drinking at a early age, car + echohal = Death and that would be somthing you wold have to live with the rest of your life.

         So thats why i think that ther is no good age to start it only depends on your personalty and features.

my jealous breakfest

     My nose tingled the second i woke up "OMG..... BACON!!!!!" I jumped out of my bed so fast I ran right into the wall and missed my door. I stumbled for a sec and ran out the door. My feet moved so fast it looked like I had superspeed. I ran into the kitchen and slid and missed the turn but I kept running. I ran to the table and sat down and my Dad was eating bacon. "Sooooo hehe weres the rest... DAD" he replied "Oh you slept in so I ate yours........... "EXCUSE ME." "I ate all the bacon" he exclaimed. My eyes twitched and started to tear up, my face went red and I shouted "WHY DID YOU EAT ALL OF IT, YOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE ATE SOME." he told me "Well im sorry but its in my bely now." And he got up ad walked away. I went to look for more bacon in the fridge and there was no packedge. He ate all the bacon, He ate all the friken bacon. I cryed NOOOOOOOO!!!! And closed the fridge, I tought and thoguht and the i finally remembered that thee is bugers in the freezer.

     So I got out a burger, turned on the BBQ and ploped that heavenly hunk of meat on the the grill. The sizzle filled mewith jealous rage because it sounded like bacon on te frying pan. "THAT WE ONLY EAT LKE ONCE A MONTH DAD!!" I comented hopping it would make him feel bad enuff to go get more but instead he resonded. "Ya sucks for you."
Finally the buger was done the delious chesse ussed into my nouth and the kechupy meat fell into my mouth combined with the bun it was like I was high.
"That looks like a buger ahy son." My dad comented on his stroll by the table. "YAH it is wy jealous." I replied with a  snarly tone. "Na i only like bugers with bacon...."
My eye twitched I dropped my buger in vane... "SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO WAKE UP AT 6 AND EAT ALL THE BACON BEFORE YOU DO...."
"Well geuss i'll have to get up at five won't I son." My dad told me in a jokey tone. "HUHH your so anoying" I huffed "Yepp that's my speacilty."
"Whatever"

My deadly walk in the woods

One beautiful day i was taking a walk in the woods when a freaking robot panda turtle jumps in front of me. My jaw dropped and my eyes widened, I couldent belive what i was seeing I didn't even know what to think it was so mindboggling. i just stod there for a sec untill he shouted in his robot voice "I am a android sent from jupiter to take over the planet." Sudennly gatling guns came out of his shoulders and blasted deadly laser at me. I quckily sidefliped out of the way and ran used my superspeed to out run the dealy lasers. "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga...." smoked rolled up from th laser canons and it stoped. BAM i punched a hole right through the stupid panda piece of crap and ripped out his electronic heart and crushed it in my hands. I laughed at the lifeless robot "HAHAHAHAHA folish panda robot turtle i can never be deafeted." I baried the turtle panda robot thingy and continued my stroll through the woods.

my fav toy

One After noon i got home from school and went to go play with my bow and arrow. I firmly twisted the door nob and pushed it open. As soon as i got home i knew somthing was wrong. I marched down stairs to see that my bow was snaped in two. "Sawyerrrrr!!!!!!!!" I screamed and she came out and tryed to hise her guilt. I questioned "did you happen to BREAK my bow and arrow?" She turned around and ran, she slamed the door shut and bluttered "you'll never take me alive." I easyliey open the blocked door and handed her a pocket nife a peice of rope and explained how to get the right peice of wood and i said "you can go make another one and i want it in an hour." She passed me with her head down and went outside. But really in the end i had to make it again because she was unable to acomplish that task.

my best friend my cat...

When i got home my parents aproched me and bared the bad news. My best friend and my bloved cat was bruttaly murderd with a shovel by a sycopath. I dropped to my nees and hit the floor with my fist follwed by a blood renching scream. i got up and punched my fist through the wall, my parents tried to calm me down but i pushed away and picked up the T.V. and hucked it through the window. I stormed to the door and grasped the door nob and a hand rested on my shoulder my hand slipped and I collased balling. my father sat next to me and and just held me. I never forgot that day and missed my best friend for a long time....

my french masstif always dose that

funy masstifs

i love french masstiffs

oreo's

      I love oreos, I love eating all the suculent nector that lies between the two crispy chocolate cookies. I love puting the two cookies together and dipping them into the rich milk. I love eating the soft saturated cookies, and I love the deliciuos tast. I love looking at my stack of oreos and asureing that there will be more when o polish of the first one. I love slowy devowering the all mighty oreo.

      I hate it when im not allowed to have any have any of my precious oreos. I hate it when after i stuff my face i have to drink all the milk and wash away the belovid taste. I hate it most when there is no more left and i must wait for the next box to arive.

      But somthing good dose not stay good forever....

nediles suck

A couple years back when i was living in edmonton i was to go camping with my best bud. I was so stolked that I went and grabbed my bike to go over and see when i should come over the next morning. I rode my bike across the back side walk and approched the back gate. I was in in such a hurry i put my foot on my peddle and reached over my handle bares and grassped the gate. I pulled the gate well moving backwards on my bike, and then my foot slipped i scraped my calf angainst my peddle ignoreing the pain I zoomed over to my friends. When i got there i knocked on the door and my friends mom awnsered the door and she gasped. She glared at my leg and utterd oh my goddness i look down and there was blood all down my leg. i looked around my leg to see 4 inches of my calf was missing, I screamed not because of the pain but because of the shock. She phoned my mom and rushed me to the medical clinic with a wet cloth wraped around my leg. when i got there i waited 15 mins untill i got in. When i got in they layed me down and toke out 4 nedials about the size of my middle finger and slid them through my muscle and injected stuff inside my leg. I screamed louder than i have ever screamed before. I was left with 6 stiches two weeks of not being able to walk and i never got to gone camping.